The TEA! Undone Chocolate’s Cacao Tea that is…

I am a lover of the teas! The gossip teas and the herbal teas. All herbal everything. Y’all can keep that Lipton stuff though. That tea makes me want to bark. Yes. Like a damn dog. Anyhoo, I came across this tea via an event I worked with a friend. Undone Chocolate is one of…

Mussels in a Guinness Cream Sauce

A quick post just in time for St. Patty’s Day! So don’t mind the crappy pics. I was subbing for a friend during a shift and cooking at the same damn time. I tried. But revel in this post because it goes back to crappy recipe writing in my next post. I can’t be good at…

Vote for Me on BuzzFeed Food!

Vote for Me on BuzzFeed Food! Hi, Lovebugs! *puts on my Vote for Pedro! shirt* BuzzFeed Food posted my Seared Duck and Barley Risotto dish today for Nom or Not! If you like, please hit that “nom nom nom” button and vote for me! Tell your friends to vote, too. I made this dish on…

When Life Gives You Lemons…Or Oranges, Supreme That Sh*t…

*waves* I’m still alive, y’all… Top of the new year to ya! I hope your Summer, Autumn, Arbor Day, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Xmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Festivus & New Year festivities were wonderful! Been busy. Doing a lot. Dealing with a lot. Including death. Three of them for the latter half of 2013 into 2014. But still…

Yep…Cleveland P. Jones…AGAIN!

  Greetings! I done told y’all about this amazing talent. His album has finally dropped…and the shit is awesome! I would have posted earlier but I was too busy enjoying this greatness on repeat. And maybe being a little selfish. *slaps hand* CLASSIC OLD SCHOOL SOUL REVIVAL…YEP! I’M HERE FOR IT! I’m penning that name…

Freestyle Recipe: Guacamole…My Way…

I. Love. Avocado. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I feel like I need to offer the most epic of “barnacle” rubs known to man to the Avocado Man… *greases hands* …yet I digress. Welcome to my Freestyle Recipes bit. Simple. To the point. Full of flavor. Remember, I don’t write recipes well, but you can and should make everything…

The First Commandment for Eating in a Restaurant.

He said this. ALL. OF. THIS. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is EXACTLY why I don’t like going to restaurants with people who think it is about them. Even if you don’t think it is about you, most of you are guilty of this shit. The First Commandment for Eating in a Restaurant..

Tuna Niçoise Salad

*waves* Here’s a little something from a little contest I won a while back via Wolfgang Puck and Foodily. I have a bucket list of items I wish to prepare before exiting stage right from Earth…and Tuna Niçoise Salad was in the top five. If you know me, you know I freestyle everything EXCEPT pastry. I…

Cleveland P. Jones – Ace Of Hearts Album Preview

A little visual album preview I worked on for a really amazing friend of mine. I may have mentioned him a few posts back. Super talented and I CANNOT wait for this awesome ass album to drop. Edges and souls will be snatched with this here. I lie to you not. This sangin’ fool here!…